OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
Ooh ooh baby
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Na na na na
I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
pisces: drug dealer